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May 24, 2006

China Does Chinese as a Second Language in a Big Way

The People Daily online reports that there isn't enough progress being made towards training the five million Chinese teachers that are needed worldwide. Well actually, the article claims both four and five million are needed. I'm not sure which number to believe. To be honest I don't buy either of them. It estimates there will be 100 million Chinese as a second langauge (CSL) students by 2010. That number seems absurdly high to me. While I've no doubt Chinese study is becoming increasingly popular, I'll be skeptical of the 100 million students figure until I seem some evidence and understand how they estimated it.

Nonetheless the article demonstrates just how serious the PRC is about CSL. They're naturally anxious to have as many Chinese speakers worldwide as possible, and they seem to be actively encouraging the study via a number of initiatives including funding their 'Confucsius Institutes' as well as training scads of teachers and publishing copious study materials.

Chinese not so hard after all?

I read a report in today's Taipei Times, but couldn't find it online so you get the link to the Xinhua version. The article claims Chinese is easier to learn than some think because, while it has over 50 000 known characters, only 900 of those are needed to understand 90% of what one reads. While I've no doubt this is true (I can understand 90% of what I read) it is slightly misleading. Ninety percent sounds like a lot to understand, until one actually reads a sentence and doesn't understand 10% of the important content. Then that 10% will seem mighty big indeed. For instance:

Just yesterday my #@$%* was not working properly so I decided to *#$*!. Have you ever done that before?

While you can understand about 90% of that, it doesn't help much as you still have no idea what I'm on about (nor do I, it's just an example). The commonly held consensus is that one needs between 2000-3000 characters to be functionally literate in Chinese. While 900 is certainly a good base, the holes in one's knowledge will still at times severly hamper communication.

I really really like Edge

I know I've said it before, and I'll likely say it again, but Edge is one of my favorite web sites. Edge 182 came out today. I particularly liked Daniel Gilbert's article "The Science of Happiness". Give yourself 10-15 minutes and go read it.

I also felt Gilbert's article justifies some of my borderline compulsive behaviour. He writes:

We're all told that variety is the spice of life. But variety is not just over-rated, it may actually have a cost. Research shows that people do tend to seek more variety than they should. We all think we should try a different doughnut every time we go to the shop, but the fact is that people are measurably happier when they have their favorite on every visit — provided the visits are sufficiently separated in time.

Those last four words are the important ones. If you had to eat 4 donuts in rapid succession, variety would indeed spice up your experience and you'd be wise to seek it. But if you had to eat 4 donuts on 4 separate Mondays, variety would lower your overall enjoyment. The human brain has tremendous difficulty reasoning about time, and thus we tend to seek variety whether the doughnuts are separated by minutes or months.

This explains, more eloquently than I could, why it is I stick with the things I love. It isn't that I'm frightened of trying new things. I'm certainly not. I'll try most things at least once. It's just that there are some things out there that I know I really love. Whether they be food, places, people or what-have-you, I know I will keep going back for more.

May 21, 2006

www.canasianaffairs.com

I've registered www.canasianaffairs.com for my new website. Expect more posting over there and less posting over here as I try to use my brain a bit more. I'm scared it might atrophy.

May 18, 2006

Will the real Gao Wei Li please stand up?

I almost had a heart attack the other day. I was out for a beverage with a friend. We went to a local cafe, popular with students from Shi Da. As soon as we walked in I saw, sitting in a corner, Gao Wei Li. At least I thought it was Gao Wei Li. This guy bore a striking resemblance to the star we Chinese students all know and love. He had the hair, the posture, and the clothes. Everything looked right. Granted he seemed surprisingly young, but I figured he had aged well.

gaoI kept looking at him over my shoulder, trying to figure out if it was really him. I thought of going over and asking but he was busy studying. It was then I noticed what he was busy studying: Practical AV Chinese, book #1. Unless our Gao Wei Li has suffered from amnesia and lost his Chiense skills, or really likes reading the dialogues he performed so long ago this man couldn't be the real Gao Wei Li. I was slightly disappointed with my discovery. But at the same time slightly contented. For the time being it is nice to have Gao Wei Li as an ethereal personality I can imagine dancing around the streets of Taipei. If I were ever to meet him, his mystical qualities may evaporate. So for now the real Gao Wei Li remains unfound. He is still dancing around my imaginary Taipei, and setting a good example for ex-pats the country over.

May 17, 2006

New Website

I've decided to start a new website. This one is fine as a forum for personal stuff, and my experiences here in Taipei. But I feel it lacks focus. So with that in mind I created: Canadian-Asian Affairs. It is an area I have a good deal of interest in, but have yet to find a good resource for online. I reckon this new website will help me to improve my knowledge base, while providing a decent resource to others who may have an interest in the subject.

The address is temporary until I decide on domain name issues, but please go check it out and leave me a comment or two while your'e at it. I realize there are still a few layout issues (my category archives are wonky) but for the most part it is up and running.

May 11, 2006

Taiwanese Delicacies

Taiwan is home to some interesting delicacies. Today I had dinner with a friend at my local night market. We bought little snacks from various stands and ate until we were full. The first stand had some really nice chicken. The guy chops it up and tosses it in a garlicy, gingery, dressing and serves it in a bag with some wooden poking sticks. It's tasty. You can choose which part of the chicken you want chopped and dressed. I go for the breast or leg/thigh as they're safe and familiar. But if one wishes he can have all sorts of chicken bits. Intestines, necks, cockscomb, partially developed un-laid eggs, or even chicken ass (I kid you not) are all available. I've heard it said that chicken ass is good for your skin. Luckily I was blessed with good skin and thus don't need to test the validity of the saying.

Next I had some Taiwanese sausages. These are quite tasty. I usually get the little meat sausage crammed inside of a big sausage made of some intestine stuffed with rice and fat. The fellow cuts open the big sausage, crams it full of all sorts of tasty delights, and then puts the little sausage in there and wraps it up to go. Yummy stuff which I heartily recommend eating should come across it.

After the sausage I went for some sweetness with a tasty caramel apple. This turned the tables as I of course have eaten caramel apples on many occasions, while Xu Xin had not. It was a Granny Smith, with a slightly soft caramel covering. I choose to have mine with peanuts but a multitude of flavours are available.

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Duck Head & Knees
Lastly just to up the strange food quotient for the day we had some deep fried duck head. I'll admit I wasn't keen on this idea. They look horrendous. They don't smell particularly good. And well, they're duck heads. The duck head booth is similar to the chicken booth in that it has all sorts of duck pieces, except the duck booth has no regular duck meat. Just strange pieces of the duck, some of which I didn't know could be eaten. Knees for instance. The guy was nice enough to throw in two free knees with the head that we bought so that the silly foreigner could try them. Along with knees and heads he has necks, stomachs, livers, duck ass (again, not kidding), and the most prized part of the duck: the tongue.

When asked why people eat duck head he replied "because it is sweet and fragrant." Which isn't far off the mark. The knee I ate was both sweet and fragrant. But not in a particularly pleasing way. I wasn't big on the head and only ate a small piece of the cheek. The cheek tasted pretty much like the knee. Chewy, sweet and fragrant. It isn't the sort of thing I'll ever eat again, but I can understand why some like it. After passing on the majority of the head I tried to think of some weird Western food that a Taiwanese person would pass up. I came up nil. Maybe a bloody rare steak? I don't know.

They certainly seem more open minded about food here in Taiwan. I've no idea whether or not it relates to a history riddled with famine, or other influences. Europe has certainly suffered from her fair share of food shortages, but still to the best of my knowledge, passes up on duck tongues and asses. I've heard it argued that in some eras and areas the more exotic and hard to come by a food object was the more highly prized it was by the Chinese. Little value was placed upon nutritive sustenance or the pure carnal pleasure of eating the object, value was in rarity.

Also, to appreciate the Chinese diet one must understand the influence of Chinese medicine, which I certainly don't. Foods here, especially exotic ones, are imbued with various health giving properties. They not only provide nutrition but are purported to alter one's body systems in numerous mystical ways. The subject is entirely too complex for me to even try to get a handle on. Different foods have different effects on one's fluids, blood, qi, spleen etcetera. Balance is the ultimate goal, attainable by finely tuning one's intake of various substances. I have no idea how (un)balanced I am. But I do know that regardless of its possible beneficial effects I will not be eating chicken ass anytime soon.

May 09, 2006

Live in Taiwan? Help me out.

I could use a favour from folks here in Taiwan. I'm currently conducting some research into the political views of Taiwanese youth. An element of this research is a fairly simple, short (ie. 1 double-sided page, 1-2 minute) survey. I haven't got much in the way of funding so I'm hoping some kind individuals will help me with my data collection. What I need are people around Taiwan who have access to youths (18-30). I'll mail you a suitable number of surveys and some stamps for return postage and you can get your friends/students/whomever to fill them out and then return them to me.

It really would be a huge help to me, in that it would increase my data pool, as well as hopefully help to mitigate the current 'Taipei centric' nature of my data.

The survey is in English and Chinese. If you teach English you might even be able to use it in the classroom to bring up some political vocabulary.

If you help me I'll be very grateful, and buy you a coffee should we ever meet. I'll also offer the raw data to those who may have an interest, as well as post results of the research here for all to see. I'm attempting to investigate the political hopes/expectations of Taiwanese youth, and am especially interested in the divergence between these hopes and expectations.

Willing parties please get in touch via email: ryan at ryanwhalen.com with your contact information and we can work out the details.

Thanks.

May 08, 2006

The tax system rap.

They had been promoting this event at my school over the past month. Students were encouraged to write a speech or rap song about Taiwan's taxation system to present at an official show sponsored by the Taipei National Tax Administration.

You might wonder why the Taipei National Tax Administration would sponsor such an event and give away cash prizes to the contestants. It's simple really. It's because "no one would want to hear anything about tax policy if it was introduced by our own people but it it is more interesting when tax policy is described in Mandarin with exotic accents."

I can only imagine what the response would be if Revenue Canada funded a rap competition for people learning to speak English encouraging them to rap about the ins and outs of GST and income tax. I can't help but think the expense would be regarded as wasteful and inappropriate. But maybe Canadians would prefer to learn about tax policy by way of strangely accented English raps?

Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo
I live in Mexico
I come to Toronto
To learn the English pronto

I rap about the tax
don't you be so lax
you should pay your money
don't try to be so funny

If you no pay the cash
Revenue Canada have no bash
They don't have no big cash prizes
Give to crappy rap surprises

Don't blame me for the GST.
Peace out.

May 02, 2006

Beware the skin creams...

The IHT has an article detailing the growth of the skin whitening industry, and some of the little known dangers of the creams which sell like hot cakes here.

The quest for whiter skin was one of the first real differences I noticed when I came to Asia. It's disheartening to hear stories of people using expensive, potentially carcinogenic creams in an attempt to adhere to a meaningless standard of beauty. Even worse are the disaster stories about people who have become permanently disfigured in their quest for a fair complexion.

I wonder whether the skin bleaching sector or the skin tanning sector sells more product per year? Not that it matters. The majority are sold by the same few cosmetic companies who market different products catering to differing regional tastes.