Infrequent Nights

Today I went to the zoo. I’m normally not a big fan of zoos. I don’t like seeing all those animals caged up. Some I don’t mind. I couldn't care less if a fish or a turtle is in a tank, but I don’t like seeing owls stuck in little rooms where they can’t fly around. However I’m a big fan of monkeys. I find them endlessly entertaining. My favorite, for obvious reasons, was the Crab Eating Macaque. Not obvious you say? Try pretending you’re a French tour guide pointing out monkeys to your guests. Now say this three times with a really thick French accent: “There’s a crab eating macaque.”

This just goes to show that puerile humor is funnier with a French accent.